Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
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