Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
it was like eating out sand paper
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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