i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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