I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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