Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
Randomize
