he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
