walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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