I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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