You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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