where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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