i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
