I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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