I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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