is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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