I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
