We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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