is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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