at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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