He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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