I forgot how hot balto sounded
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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