is this the sara with the beer cane?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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