The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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