Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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