I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
the gays at disneyland are vicious
This baby is an asshole
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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