I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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