chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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