fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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