I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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