dude i'm inner monologue high
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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