Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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