I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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