He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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