i think i have herpe
just one?
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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