It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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