So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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