Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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