Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
