I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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