I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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