why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Randomize
