i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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