Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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