How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
