And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
