This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Randomize
