Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Randomize
