Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Randomize
