My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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