just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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