Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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